In much the same way as the UK’s German monarch Elizabeth Saxe-Coberg-gotha calls herself “we” – I’ve used the phrase “Contact Us” – not to imply a fleet of artists awaiting commissions – just me. As we say in Liverpool – “Us” – means I or me. “Give us a ring you Blert” for example.
If you want a leather jacket painted – then ask me. Nicely though.